Hi Blog

Well I am trying to tackle life before it completely drains down the plughole for me.

I am seeing a hypnotherapist for my fear of flying/injections/heights/water (as in swimming) /confined spaces/large trucks going down narrow streets. Hopefully that will go well and I shall be flying around the world in a Lear jet ( thats heights, flying, confined spaces) to exotic places( thats injections and water- hotel swimmimg pools and the sea. I want to learn to scuba dive). Way to go!!!! Now theres just large trucks..I guess that'll have to be having lots of sex.....can I trade my current Other Half in for a new model? Mmmmm that one may run on for a while.

Also I have started writing a book.  I have had lots of ideas for books over the years but have lacked the time and space inside my head to put much on paper- the last one dissolved away quickly after a few chapters. But now- that I am older- of this Certain Age I should have more space inside my head to mull and create the story lines.   Of course this is the theory.....I still have other problems to deal with- but thats on my other blog.

Anyway thats what is keeping me busy and of course the book explores being a Certain Age- but NOT in the way of that authour who stole my title page...*outrage* There's lots of research to do so I do hope I dont get bored before I get it finished..

My next book idea is already inside my head.......

I'll keep you in touch Blog.

Well Blog,,I am gobsmacked..here I was thinking I had an original concept, and I wander into Waterstones and find some author has nicked my blog title....What a cheek!! I was so mortified I didnt explore the contents of the book either. I should have copyrighted Certain Ages. Hmph..I am most dischuffed. And what is more dischuffing is the fact that when one is only supposed to have one original thought in one's lifetime - and I thought that was one of mine. Well does that mean mine has gone and is passed or have I not had it yet?

Well I just don't know what to say. So I am going off to sulk........

Dear Blog

Sorry its been so long- the worst of the latest trauma seems to have blown over- helped by a week away in Cork, Ireland..

Now just tell me can females over a Certain Age lust after tasty younger men? Or is that totally tasteless? Oh there were some very nice Irish men where I was. Do they look at women over a Certain Age? Well, do any men look at women over a Certain Age? Do they fancy them? Would they chat them up? This is a rhetorical question mind cos no-one is going to answer...but it is of interest. May be they might fancy some but not all? Would I still be counted as a 'looker'? Or am I having to resort to liposuction and a facelift?

Its all a little unclear. And I am not 'forward' enough to find out. I never was- men used to practically shove a sign under my nose saying' how about it darling?' or shout loudly in my ear ' fancy coming out tonight?' because I have never been taught how to read body language and therefore know when any guy fancied me. I think they did- I had enough offers- but I couldnt exploit situations so there were - I know- many missed opportunities. Sadly. But no time for regrets...move on forward thinking positively........

So, I amstill working out at the gym to trim myself up- diets dont work and it seems exercise doesnt either, but I must give up. If nothing lese I shall be fit and healthy and toned and honed. Just like Brad Pitt in Troy- apparently it took 6 months for him to hone his bod into shape for that film, so theres hope for me yet.....!!

Ciao for now Blog- will be writing again much sooner.