Hi Blog,

Just to let you know the girlfriend is very nice- small , blonde and slim and obviously intelligent. I don't know what she made of us- Fading as we are- but I guess we are just like any old parents. Oh, strike out the word 'old'...........

Anyway I now do feel old and Faded and jaded. Oh for a nice young body -I try my best- down at the gym again today toning and honing- but it's bloody hard work. Dieting again- will I stick to it this time? I tried Weightwatchers- first time it didnt work, second time it did a bit but no-where near enough, so I'm now trying one out of the Sunday Times. All the food looks very edible and there's everything set out so No Excuses. Except I could murder a piece of chocolate- fortunately there isn't any in the house.......Desperation will lead me to another cigarette and a cup of tea- should be water but water is so boring.........

But with all this I still won't be 18 again..well I don't think I'd want to be 18 but under the Certain Age barrier would be good. When will technology advance enough for me to go out and buy a new body- that's what I want to know- or get a new one like with cloning or this thing with teeth where you can grow new ones rather than wear dentures? (sounds good to me- I am NOT wearing dentures... ever)

I'm too chicken ( and poor) to have cosmetic surgery - it would solve a lot of my problems mind you- but then again so could sellotape. Well at least on my face; I only need a tiny bit of uplift to the face- sellotape would do the job, you know just at the sides of my ears, and then I could hide it with my hair. I just worry if it started to peel off or crackle like it can do when applied to skin........could be embarrassing- one side of your face dropping and not the other? Hhhhmmmm...... Wouldn't improve the old tummy though- unless I bound myself with it- get through a lot of rolls that way- put the share prices up...Perhaps there's a special sort- maybe they use it for films or something- should I investigate?

Excercise doesn't work I've found- well not there- if anyone has a sure fire tummy exercise that definately flattens bulges I'd love to know about it. All the ones I've tried have't really made a jot of difference. I think under the bulge it is toned but its getting to the bulge. This is where the diet should work I guess- but it hasn't yet - and it's a week and no weight loss. Why not? Answers on a postcard please to ........before I give up in despair.

Anyway must go I have to do a report tonight for work tomorrow. Ugh to both.

Night Blog.